Varla Jean Merman: TELE-NO-VARLA
Get ready for a wild ride with Varla Jean Merman’s hilarious and unforgettable TELE-NO-VARLA show!
Who needs a television career when you’ve got television disasters?
In TELE-NO-VARLA, drag superstar Varla Jean Merman takes Puerto Vallarta on a hilarious tour of her many “errors” with outrageous footage of actual TV appearances and shameless commercials, and shows you why there is NO-VARLA-ON-TELEVISION.
From soap-opera snot to a peek-a-boo chicken wing, Varla revisits the moments that should have ended her career...and wonders why they haven’t. Featuring live vocals, hilarious parodies, spectacularly bad judgment, and her scene-stealing golden doodle Jasper, TELE-NO-VARLA proves the world has suffered enough without seeing this “drag legend” in HD.
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